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Hey I'm Jocelyn, 19 ,new york

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fucknharry:

I hate when someone says “I could never be mad at you.” Like no. Just you wait. I’m actually a really shitty and annoying person and I guarantee I will piss you off at some point.

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sensualtiggress:

desperately need some new bras

ASKS

thisbandissostupid:

I WANT
CONFESSIONS
COMPLIMENTS
QUESTIONS
REQUESTS
ADVICE
DIRTY PICK UP LINES
HOW GREAT YOUR DAY WAS
HOW SHIT YOUR DAY WAS
RANTS
OPINIONS
SHIPS
SNAPCHAT/TWITTERS/INSTAGRAMS
MARRIAGE PROPOSALS
ANONS
JUST LEMME LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS I CAN OK COME AND BE FRIENDS

(via chrissyisabear)

accio-cosima:

girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.

(via chrissyisabear)

Thank you for staying alive today

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shwagerr:

I follow back

ask me ask me ask me

redbean ice cream: ideal partner
greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you
mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
vanilla: how i found your blog
orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you
green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
orange tea: a secret that i've kept
oolong tea: my first love
strawberry tea: favourite outfit
milk tea: current fashion obsession
bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
strawberry iced tea: your best feature

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via chrissyisabear)

maridoodles:

just so we’re clear